Reliant Publishing
Would you like to react to this message? Create an account in a few clicks or log in to continue.
Reliant Publishing

The forum dedicated to comic book publisher Reliant Publishing!


You are not connected. Please login or register

5 things people don't warn you about in pregnancy

5 posters

Go down  Message [Page 1 of 1]

spooks

spooks
Sidekick
Sidekick

1. Random people will touch your stomach and even kiss it.
2. Your wedding rings will no longer fit in month 5, causing people to possibly judge you.
3. Women find this time convenient to share with you their most traumatic, horrific birthing experience story and somehow feel that it's appropriate or helpful... often inserting, "that won't happen to you, though".
4. People remind you how big you are getting all the time, as if you didn't notice. Then, when they ask how far along you are you feel like you should tack on a few weeks so they don't know that you still have 4 months of growing to go.
5. No, I don't eat weird things like pickles and ice cream. I don't even think that really happens.

The Bill

The Bill
Administrator
Administrator

Random people kiss your stomach? That's like what happens to cows in India!

weird...

http://www.reliantpublishing.com

35 things people don't warn you about in pregnancy Empty I eat weird things sometimes Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:04 am

GoliathAssassin

GoliathAssassin
Masked Vigilante
Masked Vigilante

Good thing I'm not sometimes pregnant...

http://allpoetry.com/GoliathAssassin

IronMike

IronMike
Sidekick
Sidekick

GoliathAssassin wrote:Good thing I'm not sometimes pregnant...

What? Sometimes.... um..

CHUCK NORRIS SAYS THAT IF GOLIATH ASSASSIN WISHES TO KEEP POSTING HE MUST RECIEVE A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE EVERYTIME HE POSTS

GoliathAssassin

GoliathAssassin
Masked Vigilante
Masked Vigilante

The joke was in the subject line. Chuck Norris isn't very perceptive is he?

http://allpoetry.com/GoliathAssassin

Hannah_Louise

Hannah_Louise
Sidekick
Sidekick

...oh joy.
I have all this to look forward to some day!

GoliathAssassin

GoliathAssassin
Masked Vigilante
Masked Vigilante

Hannah! Lol, glad you made it! Razz

Welcome to rponline!

http://allpoetry.com/GoliathAssassin

Sponsored content



Back to top  Message [Page 1 of 1]

Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum