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5 things people don't warn you about in pregnancy

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1. Random people will touch your stomach and even kiss it.
2. Your wedding rings will no longer fit in month 5, causing people to possibly judge you.
3. Women find this time convenient to share with you their most traumatic, horrific birthing experience story and somehow feel that it's appropriate or helpful... often inserting, "that won't happen to you, though".
4. People remind you how big you are getting all the time, as if you didn't notice. Then, when they ask how far along you are you feel like you should tack on a few weeks so they don't know that you still have 4 months of growing to go.
5. No, I don't eat weird things like pickles and ice cream. I don't even think that really happens.

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The Bill

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Random people kiss your stomach? That's like what happens to cows in India!

weird...

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Good thing I'm not sometimes pregnant...

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GoliathAssassin wrote:Good thing I'm not sometimes pregnant...

What? Sometimes.... um..

CHUCK NORRIS SAYS THAT IF GOLIATH ASSASSIN WISHES TO KEEP POSTING HE MUST RECIEVE A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE EVERYTIME HE POSTS

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The joke was in the subject line. Chuck Norris isn't very perceptive is he?

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...oh joy.
I have all this to look forward to some day!

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Hannah! Lol, glad you made it! Razz

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