Michael Jackson is dead

Huh, who saw that coming? 50 seems pretty young to just fall over dead. I guess when it's your time to go, it's time to go!

Hey is this where we tell all of our tasteless and very bad michael jackson jokes...j/k

Well michael had some demons, I think we all know that! But, this man was the most popular artists of all time, Pretty much. Who's record thriller is still the best selling record of all time. The man had a gift for entertainment, but maybe this was the best thing that could of happened who knows! I didnt like the man, but i liked his music, Yes i am a Michael Jackson fan. But personally i thought the man was a freak so... i mean how many people do you know who's noses fall off .... i mean cmon!




CHUCK NORRIS'S TEARS CURE CANCER, TO BAD CHUCK HAS NEVER CRIED!

Michael Jackson continues to perform!

1st Ed Mcmahon
2nd Farah Faucett
then MJ
and NOW... Billy Mayes?

What the heck is going on?

Bill: HAHAH! Oh, man... shoulda' saw that coming!

And you know what... Billy Mayes was probably a nice dude. So I feel lik a prick for saying this, but I'm personally glad we won't have to put up with anymore of his screaming commercials. I wouldn't be surprised of his C.O.D. was high blood pressure or heart attack or something...

Personally, I thought Michael Jackson's death was not more of a surprise than any other celebrity whose peak is clearly behind them. You know what I think it is? Just Hollywood's evil way of "making more room in the industry for more victims." Hollywood is somewhat of a vampire, honestly.

Agreed. Billy Mayes had to have very high blood pressure. Of course this is speculation, but I bet his medical records would show severe hypertension. His face was always red (where it wasn't bearded) and he was always yelling. But, damn I always did want to try out that orange glo or even oxyclean.

Well... I think it's still okay to buy them. The company hasn't stopped producing them or anything. Although, I will say that with the loss of their most memorable sales rep, maybe they should pick up a new one... ZOMBIE MICHAEL JACKSON! Orange Glo Thriller Formula, baby! Hee hee hee!

They could always use the werewolf Michael Jackson as a pitchman too!

eek! that still scares me! I remember being so scared of thriller and going to the bathroom after I saw it. When I was in the bathroom I stared at the hamper in there and kept thinking that MJ would pop out of my hamper and scare me. But, the zombie-like dance moves were pretty cool!

spooks wrote:eek! that still scares me! I remember being so scared of thriller and going to the bathroom after I saw it. When I was in the bathroom I stared at the hamper in there and kept thinking that MJ would pop out of my hamper and scare me. But, the zombie-like dance moves were pretty cool!

You were perfectly safe! Think about it, why would MJ pop out of a hamper after a girl?

Ohhhhhhhhh!

Hey, I forgot all about the werewolf Michael Jackson! Maybe you sould put him in one of your issues as an extra, just lurking in the background or something! It would make that issue especially scary for children...

But you know what ticks me off the most? The dude is DEAD! ACCEPT IT! But no, apparently the internet almost crashed when the news first broke, and as far as I can tell, it has been running slow ever since. Despite his celebrity, Michael Jackson's death is not important enough to lower my online experience.

Makes you wonder though... What would happen if something REALLY important did happen, like a nuclear terrorist attack or something? Well then, since I live by one of America's most important aircraft bases, I would most likely be at ground zero geting nuked and I would not care how the internet was running...

WOW dave really?

I was never a Michael Jackson fan. The man did very little for me personally, besides make a really crappy video game and changing his face, becoming the butt of every joke!

Despite the way you heckle me, Mike... if you were to die, I would hope the internet would go a lot slower than if Michael Jackson died. You mean something in my life, as offensive as you can be.